dave barry like humor

"it's ok, honey, you're blonde." Man if i had a peso for evey time i heard that, i could own an entire mexican village. Now what does having light hair have to do with intelligence is what a would likw to know?! Now i am aware that Paris hilton, Blonde britney spears and lindsey lohan, and elle woods don't do the blonde community justice. But i am also aware that the rest of us successful, pretty blones have to pay the price for these poor unfortunate souls (2 of which aren't even natural). Dyed blondes are about as natural as a screendoor in a sumarine. But the praise i receive after undestanding the punch line of a joke is quite welcome. It's nice to feel that i have just won the nobelprize weekly, which is the rate at which i fully comprehend other peoples jokes. i mean my jokes, oh theyre awesome!! But other people i guess just really aren't that funny unless theyre male, 6'5" with olive dskin, gorgeous eyes, and a body that could lift a hummer out of a ditch. Now those are funny people! And the blonde charm infused in my dna allows me to grab the attention of tese hilaarious people. i don't need an education. i have flaxen locks attached to my scalp and that justifys everything. But thats not my point! Wait what was my point?